Salty like hot dogs (and tears). Sweet like marmalade (and life).
And the angels were angry
At the crispness of the cake
“HOW DARE YOU,” they bellowed,
“MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE?!”
They brandished flaming swords
To bar me from my kitchen —
I felt like such a failure;
I knew they were itchin’
To use their blazing rapiers
Against the likes of me
Because I multitasked disaster
Where disaster oughtn’t be
Oh, the angels were furious
While smoke rose from the range
So I pondered how to soothe them
Then I spotted something strange —
A hero in a paper bag!
He boldly stood between
Me and my catastrophe
Better sight ne’er seen
“Begone!” I think he shouted —
Or maybe it was “Gwam!”
giggle-giggle “Wook! Wook!
Here I am!”
So the knight-in-paper-bag
Took my mind off of burnt cake
And I played with little Henry
Before I cleaned up my mistake.
Brilliant! Love this.
Nice picture and your story was wonderful, and I am happy that I don’t have to clean that oven.
I can see cleaning that oven would be problematic!
*applause* Love this! 😀