I walk around the house these days repeating Croatian phrases, preparing for few days in Croatia this summer.
Dobar dan — Hello (literally, good day)
and variations on that theme: dobro jutro — good morning dobra večer — good evening
The linguist in me — or the linguist wannabe — wants to take apart the words to understand the how. Clearly dobar means good.
So, if dobrodošli means “welcome”, does it literally mean “good welcome”?
Je li to u redu? —Is it okay?
Oprostite — Excuse me.
Rolling my r’s doesn’t come naturally or easily.
Plus I get frustrated not knowing the real names of the diacritical letters. I make up names for them in my head — s with a smile, c with a smile, d with a crossbar, etc. It’s dumb because the name of the letter doesn’t really matter — it’s knowing how to say it.
But I can’t say the lj digraph, no matter how hard I try. My tongue won’t cooperate.
And I often forget that the j isn’t pronounced as it is in English, French, or Spanish, but more like our y as in year.
Learning a few words in the language of the country I’m visiting feels like the respectful thing to do. I don’t want to rely on them to know English. It seems so… so… American.
One of my favorite Christmas traditions is decorating cookies. Our Christmas cookies are a basic sugar cookie cut out with cookie cutters. It’s actually my grandmother’s recipe, and the only recipe for which I always sift the flour. The fun is both in choosing which cookies to cut out and then finally decorating them.
But it’s messy and time-consuming.
The best.
The best icing is sometimes the messiest. Drippy, juicy, gloopy drizzle.
Licking fingers is allowed, but not licking brushes.
The best part is spending time together making them.
Karl (dark 14) and opposing 14 running for the ball
This is probably one of my favorite pictures of Karl playing soccer because he and the other player are right at the same place in their stride.
I loved watching Karl play soccer.
Karl and Michael — high school doubles
Tennis was fun, too.
Karl and Michael made a good doubles team. In the picture, they’re sort of synchronized — weight on the left foot, backhand ready.
They did pretty well at tennis — for a couple of soccer players. Against the odds.
I heard their tennis coach give them the same advice over and over that year. “Just play your game,” he told them.
“Their game” was a fairly simple one. Return the ball.
While their opponents were trying to put spin and speed on the ball, not always very successfully, Karl and Michael simply returned the ball. Over. And over. And over.
Sometimes it aggravated their opponents. You could see them thinking, What the heck?! These yahoos don’t know squat about real tennis.
But Michael and Karl knew how to return the ball.
When one of them tried to get fancy, it inevitably failed. Coach would call them over. “Just play your game,” he reminded them.
It worked until they encountered a team whose skill was so superior that neither of them could return the ball. (See “Laughter“)
I can’t remember
The sound of my mother’s voice
Fresh grief at this loss
The telephone at my father’s house doesn’t work terribly well, and I want to try a new one, but I don’t want to lose his voice on the answering machine. Is it silly — the things we hold onto?
I really couldn’t remember my mother’s voice this morning, try though I did.
The crappy phone will stay.
I looked through the videos on my computer. Surely I had one with her voice. I found a couple from two years ago when she was in physical therapy. She spoke three words total in six videos. Monosyllabic. “Yes.” “No.” “Missed.” That’s not how I want to remember her.
Towards the end of the video below, where we are singing the blessing over a meal, I can pick out her voice. It’s a good place to end.
I wrote this back in November 2013. I had been sorely disappointed with a concert I had gone to with Mary. Too much glitz, not enough real.
To be honest, I had forgotten a lot of the details of that evening until I reread this post.
Spoiler alert: The bottom line is that expectation sometimes leads to disappointment, and disappointment sometimes leads to ice cream — so in the end, it’s all good, right?
From November 2013 —
The fact that Sonic was already closed on the way home was the icing on the cake of disappointments. Or, should I say – the ice cream. I was so sure that a one dollar vanilla cone from Sonic would ease my pain.
Then, when Wendy’s didn’t have a vanilla Frosty milkshake, I was, like, “What do you mean you don’t have it? I’m looking at it on the sign!”
The polite night-shift server at Wendy’s explained. “Nobody ever ordered those, so they took it off the menu.”
“Well, they need to take it off their drive-thru menu as well,” I grumbled to myself.
So I drove across a four lane highway to get to Burger King. Good thing it was 11:17 PM, and nobody else was on the road.
And at least they were open and had a Hershey’s Sundae Pie.
The things we do for our comfort foods.
It wasn’t the ice cream, though, that brought me back to reality. It was riding home in the car with my dear, sweet 13-year old daughter, and thinking how precious it was that I could spend an evening with her.
Waiting in line. It was cold.
It was remembering our laughter as we waited in line in the cold and sang Smothers Brothers songs to each other.
It was reflecting on the fact that she didn’t seem disappointed with the evening. My own expectations had probably been too high.
I know people who try not to get excited over upcoming events. “That way I won’t be disappointed,” they say.
Would I trade all the anticipation, all the eagerness, the thrill of imagining what was to come for a blasé attitude?
The snow started to fall exactly as predicated at 7 AM yesterday morning. It continued all day and was still falling when I went to bed.
The electricity went out at 12:40 this morning. I know because the monitor started beeping telling me that the base was off. I have the base sitting unobtrusively under my father’s night stand so I can hear if he gets up or if he falls.
In the fog of sleep, I couldn’t figure out how to stop the beeping. The landline phone also beeped, telling me that the base was off. At least it gave me a message, but the baby monitor just kept beeping.
I pushed a few buttons on the side — one of them had to work. I sat on the edge of my bed holding the monitor and let the fog in my brain clear. Finally, I turned on the light to find the power button and turn the unit off.
Too awake to fall back asleep, I lay in bed thinking about the problems of no electricity.
❄ — No coffee.
❄ — No water. The well pump runs on electricity.
❄ — No flushing the toilet. I reminded myself that I needed to remind Mary and Laurel about this. No water means no flushing the toilet. Ugh.
❄ — No coffee. My mind came back to this fact indicating the seriousness of this situation.
❄ — No internet. The girls use the internet for their classes, but I could email their teachers on my phone. Or take them to the library, assuming that the library has electricity.
❄ — Where are the candles? It would still be dark when I got up for my morning coffee (dang — no coffee) and quiet time. I would have to use candles to read. I remembered that I had two candlesticks on the hutch in the dining room that we use (very) occasionally for dinners. Matches were in the cupboard by the sink in the kitchen.
❄ — Limit refrigerator usage. My mind was in the kitchen, getting the matches, and I noticed the refrigerator. It’s not as bad as in the summer when the electricity goes out because in February we have the free refrigeration of the snow outside. I could get my half-and-half out, but, darn it all….
❄ — No coffee. Coffee is an essential part of my morning routine.
My last thought as I drifted back to sleep was about calling my brother. He delivers newspapers in town and has gotten coffee for me other times at the convenience store when the electricity has been out.
I woke up at 5:13 AM. The electricity was on. Hallelujah.
I made my coffee and sat down to read.
The phone rang around 6 AM. It was my brother, checking to see if the electricity had come back on. He offered to get me coffee.
I’m not sure how much snow we got. A foot? A little more? It’s still falling.
Holy God,
Replace in me
My conceit with humility.
My envy with mercy
My anger with patience
My overindulgence with self-control
My coarseness with decency
My distractions with contentment
My lukewarmness with readiness
Amen
Adapted from The Private Prayers of Lancelot Andrewes
She only had one sitting per day — which made me a little nervous.
How long would I have to be there? What would we do?
Lady Ostapeck lived out in Fly Creek, in a run-downish sort of house, with an English sort of garden in front.
I knew her from auctions. She often bought the $1 or $2 lots of junk that the auctioneers threw together toward the end. I had heard that she got her camera that way, but it turns out she bought it at the Utica Salvation Army store.
I also knew her from the photographs she had done of my oldest brother and sister, though I never heard much about their sittings.
And from her reputation as odd and artistic. The two go hand-in-hand, don’t you think?
She welcomed me into her home and we walked through a cluttered kitchen.
She paused in a doorway and looked up. “I need to find some spray paint,” she said, ” and paint that.” She was looking at a spider web in the corner of the door frame. “Gold or silver. I can’t decide.” We moved on.
In that moment, I knew I was in the presence of someone who was far more aware of the beauty of her surroundings than anyone I had met before. My mother would have grabbed her lambswool duster and whisked the web away, but Lady Ostapeck saw something lovely.
We sat on a couch and looked through books.
“What time period do you see yourself in?” she asked.
“I don’t know,” I told her honestly. Nobody had every asked me that before.
We flipped through pictures in the books. She was watching me. I paused on a picture of a French woman circa 1600.
“I think this is where you belong,” she said finally, after showing me some other pictures from that time.
The next step was the costume. She led me into a room that seemed to be overflowing with clothes. In that small dimly-lit room, she seemed to know exactly what she was looking for. A blouse. A hat. A sash. A skirt. A petticoat.
I put them on and then she set to work creating the scene.
She wanted my sleeves to look puffy, so she slid some rubber bands up my arm and fluffed out the sleeve above and below them. She found a limp fabric rose that she pinned at my bosom.
She pulled the neck lower — “We need to show more,” she said, revealing a little cleavage. As soon as she turned her back to go to her camera, I pulled the dress up a little.
As she crouched beneath the black cloth behind the camera, I could hear her muttering to herself. She bustled back around and arranged my hands just so. “Just relax,” she said, “and let your fingers be long and languid.” Before she went back to the camera, she pulled the neck lower and rearranged the droopy rose.
Her back turned and I pulled it up again.
More muttering behind the camera and she came out again. She turned my head ever so slightly to look out the window. She lifted my chin. She pressed down slightly on my shoulders. “Relax,” she said again, and pulled the neckline down.
Of course I pulled it up as soon as she wasn’t looking.
“Part your lips,” she said.
“Breath out slowly,” she said.
“Think about the one you love,” she said.
The result was the picture you see above.
Lady Ostapeck died on February 2, 2017.
I felt intensely sad when I read it in the newspaper. She left her mark on me. I’m so thankful for the day I spent with her.
In the selfishness of my heart, I could picture it — somebody taking care of me.
Fixing all my meals.
Bringing me the foods I like.
Tending to my needs.
Like a cruise ship — without the cruise or all the people.
Being a mom and a caregiver is exhausting at times.
I suppose it doesn’t seem like anything too difficult. How hard is it to fix tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich every day?
Or to do laundry.
Or take out the garbage.
The monotony of it could tend towards boredom. Kathleen Norris, in her must-read book Acedia & Me, said,
Might we consider boredom as not only necessary for our life but also as one of its greatest blessings? A gift, pure and simple, a precious chance to be alone with our thoughts and alone with God?
She reminded me of why I am so suited for this job.
While washing the dishes, most of the time I am quite alone with my thoughts and with God. I am running through the scripture I’m memorizing or praying for family and friends. When a family member joins me to dry the dishes, it is a special delight.
The truth is — a cruise has never appealed to me. All that basking in the sun and eating rich foods and drinking fancy drinks.
Yes, I find satisfaction in dragging the big garbage can to the end of the driveway for the garbage man to pick up. Today, I’ll clear a swathe of snow as I do it and walk back to the house in the path cleared by the can. Later, I’ll carry the much lighter can back to the house and put a fresh clean bag in it for the new week.
The other day though, in the grumblings of my heart, I wished someone would take care of me. In a flash I saw it — lying in a bed in a nursing home, having to be turned to prevent bed-sores, having someone spoon the food into my mouth all the while talking with a co-worker about the weekend past or the weekend ahead, having someone choose what I was to wear and dressing me in it.
I shuddered.
Nope.
I take it all back. I don’t want someone to take care of me.
I’m fine, thank you.
And so very thankful to be able-bodied and independent.
Owen told me about Krista Tippett and her podcast, On Being. The other day I was listening to an episode called, “Silence and the Presence of Everything.” Gordon Hempton, her guest for that episode, said,
… sight is such an affordable luxury that eyelids evolved. We can close our eyes. OK, that’s enough of that. I’m just going to close my eyes and take a break. But not once in the fossil record do we have any evidence that a species evolved earlids. That would be far too dangerous. Animals must listen to survive.
I immediately thought of my deaf friends, and how lack of hearing must be a real safety issue.
I also thought of how I sleep — listening, listening, always listening.
Listening during sleep begins with motherhood. The new mom can’t help but listen for baby to wake up. In that half-awake/mostly-asleep state (yes, I know that mathematically that doesn’t add up), she must decide whether the noises heard require attention or not.
Now I listen for my father. After he took a bad fall, I put a baby monitor in his room so I could hear him when he gets up at night.
It was helpful when he wandered in the middle of the night — something that (thankfully) has only happened twice. It has helped when he has fallen, another rare occurrence. And it has helped for little things, like his light not working.
But I listen. In my sleep.
My mind filters through what I hear.
Safe. Safe. Safe. All is well.
The other night I jumped out of bed. Mostly asleep had become fully awake. I can’t tell you what I heard, but I knew it was something out of the ordinary. I thought it was a cry of pain. I ran downstairs and found my father sitting up on the edge of his bed with the lamp beside his bed turned on.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
He looked at me, confused. “What?” he asked. “What did you say?”
And he put his hand up to monkey with his hearing aid. He forgets to take them out at night, but he doesn’t forget to turn them off.
“Are you okay?” I repeated.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” he said.
I glanced around the room to see if anything was amiss, but it all looked okay.
“Did anything happen?” I asked.
“What? No, everything’s fine,” he said again. “You can go back to bed.”
I looked at the time. 1:38 AM.
I lay in bed listening for a long time. His deep steady breathing told me that he had gone back to sleep. That luxury didn’t come to me immediately.
I never figured out what the sound was — and I probably never will.
Some things remain a mystery.
Like earlids. I can’t even imagine what they would look like.
Hot Dogs and Marmalade 