He stood on the top step. “Spiritual awakenings are a bunch of sh*t,” he said.

He took a step down and mis-recited, “Prayer and meditation are also bullsh*t. There is no God.”

Next step, “I KNOW when I make mistakes. Why do I have to tell the rest of the world?”

Down again. “People are frickin’ unforgiving.”

Another step. “Make a list? Make amends? No. Way. In. Hell.”

Step down again. “There is no God. Nobody is listening.”

Down. “If there is a God, He sure as hell made me defective.”

Another. “My life is an open book. I have f–ed it up.”

Four steps from the bottom. “Moral inventory. That’s a laugh.”

Three. “I am not turning my life over to anybody but me. I can take care of myself.”

Two. “There is no hope.”

One. “I am powerless over alcohol. Give me a drink.”

He looked up at the man waiting with a shot of whisky poured for him. He could see the rest of the bottle in the man’s other hand.

He reached out to take the drink and his granddaughter stepped out from behind the man with the whisky.

“Grampa?” she said.

This is my response to the Unicorn Challenge. It’s such a simple challenge: write no more than 250 words and use the photo as a prompt.

I counted the steps in the photo — twelve of them — and decided to do the twelve steps of AA in reverse.

When the bag holding the box came through the security scan at the airport, she quickly retrieved it. She was so relieved that nobody had questioned the contents.

As she walked the concourse to find her gate, another traveler had bumped hard against the bag. She quickly stopped and checked to make sure the contents were still secure.

After boarding, she held the bag on her lap.

“Would you like me to put that in the overhead compartment?” the stewardess asked.

She shook her head. “I’d prefer to hold it,” she said.

“You can’t have it on your lap during take-off or landing,” the stewardess said, “but you can put it on the floor if it will fit under the seat ahead of you.”

She folded the excess bag over the box and it neatly fit in the prescribed spot. After take0ff and before landing, she held the box on her lap again, cradling it protectively.

When the plane landed, she retrieved her checked suitcase. She wheeled the suitcase and carried the bag to a City Cab which drove her to the house.

She found the key under the mat where it always was and went inside. Leaving the suitcase in the kitchen, she carefully removed the box from the bag and headed outside.

The rocky shoreline was just how she remembered it. She found a place to sit and opened the box.

As the wind lifted ashes from the open box, she whispered, “I brought you home, Mom.”

This is my submission for the Unicorn Challenge. The challenge is simple if you’re a person of few words. Write no more than 250 words using the photo as a prompt. I could easily have used at least 100 more this time.

“Hey! Are you Scottish by chance?”

Iain looked up from his strumming.

“Y’know. Your kilt and all,” said the man.

Iain thought, Yeah, and are you a tourist, by chance?

Aloud he replied, “Aye,” and continued playing his mandolin.

“You know, I’ve had this question for a long time. What IS the Scottish national anthem?” the man asked.

Iain didn’t look up, but started strumming Flower of Scotland.

The man started singing, “O, flower of Scotland, when will we see your like again…” His voice was amazing. “That was the first one I thought of! I was right!”

But Iain smoothly switched to Loch Lomond.

The man joined in singing when he got to the chorus, “O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and I’ll tak’ the low road.” His inflection was spot on. And, oh, what a voice!

“So Loch Lomond is the anthem?” the man asked.

Iain didn’t answer. He started playing Caledonia.

Sure enough, the man joined him at the chorus, “Let me tell you that I love you and I think about you all the time.”

His tenor was impeccable. People were starting to gather.

The man said, “I thought it should be Scotland the Brave. I love to hear pipes playing it.”

Iain started strumming Scotland the Brave and the man sang, “Hark when the night is falling…”

He knew every word. When he finished the chorus, “…Land of my heart forever, Scotland the brave,” the gathered crowd burst into applause.

And it wasn’t for Iain.

This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge. It’s a simple challenge: Write no more than 250 words based on the photo prompt.

True story — politics are making me bonkers and, like an idiot, I keep listening to the news.

So the other day, instead of news, I looked up a now-retired podcast called “Thistle Do Nicely” because I knew that listening to Rory, Chris, and Jonny would make me laugh. Really, it has to be my favorite podcast ever. Listening to Thistle Do Nicely is like sitting in a pub and listening to three Scottish guys sitting at the next table talking and laughing. They’re funny. A little crude. A little off-color. So much better than politics.

Anyhow, with that background, this week’s prompt made me think of the episode they did discussing all the contenders for the Scottish National Anthem which doesn’t exist.

And, in truth, that wasn’t the episode I listened to this week. I’m relying on faulty memory regarding the National Anthem episode. Last week I actually listened to a Christmas episode because I just wanted to hear their voices.

“John!” I cried.

I was walking home, lost in thought. These streets are so familiar — yes, I could walk them with my eyes closed.

Or in the dark.

October days keep getting shorter. Now I walk beneath the light of the moon and the occasional streetlight.

So I was walking home and there was my old friend John, emerging from the alley.

“John O’Reilly!” I said. “I was just thinking about you! It’s been a long time, hasn’t it?”

“Karen?” he said, studying my face. “It HAS been years.”

“Just yesterday,” I said, “I was thinking about that day that we skipped school together. That was probably 15 years ago. It’s funny, isn’t it? How you think of someone and then there they are!”

He laughed. Well, it was more of a snort, but that’s how he laughs. Even that sound brought back a host of memories.

“Remember how we ducked out after getting off the bus? We didn’t go into the school — we just headed down to the river.”

“I think that was the last time I was barefoot,” he said.

“That’s what made me think of it!” I said. “Yesterday I cut my hand washing dishes and it wouldn’t stop bleeding. You gashed your foot on something in the river, remember? Broken glass? But you bled like bejeebers and it wouldn’t stop.”

His silence was deafening. I looked up at him, seeing him beyond my fog of memory.

His hands were covered with blood.

This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge. The challenge is quite simple: write no more that 250 words and use the photo as a prompt.