fiction · Writing

The Duke, the Princess, and the Biscuits

The duke was worn out. All this walking was exhausting. He sat on a park bench while his companions went down the hill looking for a shop to purchase some food.

A young woman passed him and sat down at the picnic table across the dirt path. She pulled from her bag a biscuit which she began to eat.

The duke called over to her, “Give me a biscuit.”

He offered no pleasantries, no polite greeting, no polite asking, just ‘give me’.

Her head jerked up. She looked at him through narrowed eyes. Finally she said, “How is it that you, a man unknown to me and of a different people, ask me for a biscuit?”

He smiled at her. At that instant he knew exactly who she was, a disgraced princess from a neighboring kingdom. He replied, “If you knew the person asking you for a biscuit, you would have asked him instead for something you need desperately, because he has the means to give you what you need most.”

The pauses in their conversation were long and palpable. She studied his face, his clothing, his dusty shoes. Finally she spoke again, “Sir, I can see that you have nothing. You are alone. Do you have something more than the baker in the town who gave me these biscuits?”

“When you eat a biscuit,” he replied, “it sustains for a time. You have other needs as well. What I have is a forever resource.”

“Okay,” she replied, “I’ll take the bait. Give me some of whatever it is you have.”

“Call your husband and come back to me,” he said.

“I don’t have a husband,” she answered.

His mouth curved into a slight smile as he chuckled. “I know that. You have struggled in that area of your life. You’ve left your husband and the man you are with now is not your husband.”

Her eyes widened. She had been found out. She couldn’t identify the flurry of feelings causing her heart to race. Was it panic? Happiness at no longer having to hide? Fear of consequences?

“I am the Duke,” he said. “I know your whole story. Words of accusation on a sheet of paper only tell a small part of who you are. I will keep you safe.”


This is my response to today’s MindLoveMisery’s Menagerie & #Wordle where the challenge is to weave a bunch of prompt words into a post. Today’s words are: biscuit, passed, duke, found, slight, princess, curved, sheet, alone, downhill, happy, companion.

Some Bible stories haunt me. I’ve spent years thinking about the man who tells Jesus, “Sir, I have no one,” in response to Jesus asking him if he wants to be healed. (John 5)

Lately the woman at the well has been haunting my thoughts. (John 4) This is a (sort-of) retelling of that story.

fiction · nonsense · Writing

None of this is true

“There was this huge monkey, I tell you, HUGE,” said the old man. His rough unshaven face, the bit of spittle leaking down the left side of his mouth, the crust in the corners of his eyes all spoke of age and hardship.

The young man was busy writing. He glanced up at the old man as if giving him permission to continue.

“The monkey was in the back of the trailer. It had a shit-eatin’ grin on its face and a shovel in its hand,” the man continued, balling up his right fist as if demonstrating how the monkey held the shovel.

The young man continued to write.

“I was feared it was goin’ to grab the cash. Y’know, the cash was just sittin’ right out there by the birthday cake,” said the man, pointing to an imaginary table with a cake and cash.

The young man put his pen down and looked at the older man. “Mr. Smith,” he started to say, but the old man interrupted him.

“That damn monkey was gonna carry away MY birthday cash, MY birthday cake!” he shouted. “It was TOO MUCH!

He tried to get out of his chair, but the restraining belt held him in place. He struggled, his hands gripping and pressing against the arm of the chair.

His exertions were loud and drew attention from the others in the room. They had all been mildly watching the morning news on the communal television, and he was now far more interesting than that.

“Mr. Smith,” the young man said again, “it’s time for your meds.” He took out a hypodermic needle and called over his shoulder, “Nurse, I might need a little help today.”


This is my response to the Monday Wordle where we are invited to use a specific list of words in prose or poetry.

Today’s list: cash, huge, monkey, much, grin, shovel, birthday, carry, took, back, trailer, grab

I read the list. I saw the story. I wrote it down.

fiction · poetry

The Age of Open Doors

I reached the age of open doors
It was the time to choose
After years of thoughtful mentors
Whose advice should I use?

Door one revealed a scene sublime
Flowery, peaceful, green
The sun had just begun its climb
O’er this idyllic scene

Enticing sunrise pink and blue
The dawn of a brand new day
I stopped myself from stepping through
And looked the other way

A smell came from the second door
Putrid, foul, rank
I looked and saw things I abhor
My heart within me shrank

I knew at once where I must go —
Stepped past the lintel post
And entered not where flowers grow
But where I was needed most.


This is my response to this week’s W3 challenge where Poet of the Week Yvette M. Calleiro prompts us to create a poem that explores a fictional world—utopian or dystopian, your choice. This world must be wholly imagined and not reflect the current reality we live in. Let your imagination run freely.

  • Use 20 lines or fewer.
  • Write about a fictional utopian or dystopian world.
  • Do not portray the current state of our world in your poem.
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A Fractured Fairy Tale

1Once upon a time there was a king who had a magic mirror that spoke only the truth.

2Every day, he would stand in front of the magic mirror and say,
“Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the richest king of all.”

3Every day, the mirror would respond,
“Oh mighty king, you know your brand —
you are richest in the land.”

4One day, the king, after hearing a story about a king named Midas, changed his question and asked,
“Mirror, mirror, may I be bold
and ask who has the mostest gold?”

5The mirror responded,
“Your riches lie in resources many,
but Midas has gold more plenty.”

6The king frowned because this was not the answer he wanted to hear and he demanded that mirror grant him some magic so that he could have more gold than Midas.

7When he woke up the next morning, he reached over to shut off the alarm clock and it turned to gold when he touched it — in fact, everything he touched turned immediately to gold, including all the clothes in his closet when he went to get dressed.

8So he said to the mirror,
“Mirror, mirror, tell me true,
what I am supposed to do?
I have no clothes and a parade to march in.
Is there something you can put some starch in?”

9The mirror, for the first time in her existence, told a little white lie,
“Oh king, it’s not what you suppose —
When I look at you, I see fine clothes.
March in what you now are wearing —
People will cheer as they are staring.”


This is my response to The Writer’s Workshop Prompt: Write a post in exactly 9 sentences. Clearly, I have trouble counting. Forgive me.

Also, there needs to be a final line. What do you suggest?

family · fiction · Uncategorized

Family Olympics

Flash Fiction February, Day 2: Today’s prompt is to write about a parent and child.

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“We’re bored,” groaned Timmy. Jimmy nodded in agreement.

Their mother looked at the two boys and said, “Perfect! Today is the day of the Family Olympics.”

“What’s that?” Jimmy asked.

“It’s a competition. We’ll have a pentathlon today — that means five events. I’ll keep track of who wins each one.”

“What’s the prize?” asked Jimmy.

“Cookies,” she replied, and the boys could see the mixer and cookie sheets already out. “First event is called Strip-the-Bed. It’s a race for who can strip all the sheets off their bed and get them to the laundry room first. On your mark, get set, go!”

Both boys raced out of the room. She could hear them upstairs and hoped the bedroom wouldn’t be too much of disaster. She met them in the laundry room. Timmy was just ahead of Jimmy and declared the winner.

“Next event is the Sock-Matching Race,” she said, and showed them the laundry basket with an assortment of unmatched socks. “You get one point for every you match. Ready? Go!”

They dumped the basket and set to work, fighting over socks, fighting with socks, and ultimately matching a bunch of socks. Timmy was the winner again.

“This next event isn’t about speed,” Mom said. “It will be judged on neatness, thoughtfulness, and word choice. It’s called Write-a-thank-you-note. Think of someone you should thank — Gramma, Auntie Lisa, Uncle Scott, or anyone — and write them a note.”

It was an hour later when the boys returned. The cookies were cooling on the racks and smelled amazing.

“While I read these,” Mom said, “you can do the next event: Gather-the-water-cups. There’s one or more in each bathroom, and each person has one beside their bed. I want to wash them all. Ready? Go!”

Jimmy had strategically headed for the bathrooms and came back with four, while Timmy only had three.

“Timmy – two points, Jimmy – one,” said Mom. “I still haven’t had a chance to read your thank you notes, so I’ll give you the next competition. It’s the Make-the-Bed competition. The sheets are in the dryer. You’ll have to get them out, divide them up, and go make your beds. I will inspect and deduct points for sloppiness and untucked sheets and blankets. Ready, set, GO!”

This task took a little longer, but when the boys had finished, they raced back to their mother in a dead tie. She was sitting at the table crying.

“C’mon boys,” she said, as she wiped her eyes. “Let’s go see how you did.”

Timmy’s bed was made, but it was a mess. Jimmy’s was much neater, with everything tucked it.

“Jimmy gets this point,” Mom said.

“Who won the thank you note competition?” Timmy asked.

Mom’s eyes welled up again with tears. “You both did,” she said. “You both wrote notes that began ‘Dear Mom’. You both made me cry in the very best way. Thank you.” She hugged them both tightly. “Now let’s go eat some cookies.”

fiction

Just One More

She pushed the stroller. In it, her three year old son was singing loudly, “Baby Shark!”

The twins, wobbling on their bikes ahead of her, dutifully shouted, “Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo!”

All three children sang together after that, laughing, shouting, enjoying the walk through town. “Mommy shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.” The toddler in the backpack tugged at her hair in rhythm with the words.

“You have your hands full,” said more than one passerby, who could not help but notice the singing entourage.

She just smiled and nodded.

When no one was looking, she rubbed her growing abdomen.


This is my first time participating in the February Flash Fiction Challenge: Today’s prompt is to write about having just one more of something.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — having a large family is one of the most fun things ever. It’s a lot of work, but it’s also a lot of fun.

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Sea Air

The sea air brought the relief for which I had been hoping.

O lies! Damned lies!” I had cursed, thinking back on the incident that had driven me to these travels. I was simply doing my job, putting together a write-up for social media. The last things I needed were a photo and biography.

I stopped at the studio, snapped a photo, and went home to my computer, but there I struggled to log in. “Where did my PIN go?” I asked. Without it, I couldn’t post anything.

The artist accused me of sabotage. “Lies!” I told him. “Those are damned lies!”

He scowled back at me. “You’ve ruined everything: the paintings, my reputation and biography!”

“Sea air’ll ‘elp you,” my Cockney neighbor said. He had been correct. The weekend away was what I needed.

It wasn’t just the air. It was the sound of the gulls and the waves, the salty smell, the sand, shells, and dunes. It was the absence of people.

When I came back, I found legal documents shoved through my mail-slot. Some were messages from the police saying they needed to talk to me. Some were nasty-grams from the artist. My troubles hadn’t gone away.

“Did ‘e ‘elp you?” asked my neighbor.

“Who?” I replied.

“Sea air,” he said.

“I went to the shore. It was wonderful,” I said, “but I didn’t see anyone there.”

“No!” My neighbor said, “Cee ‘ee Ayr! ‘e’s really good at this stuff. Do ya need ‘is contact info?”


This is my weak attempt at the Unicorn Challenge. I’m still reeling from the news that this was the penultimate Unicorn Challenge. Next week will be the last one.

Of course, they tried to put a positive spin on things. “Look!” they said. “CE Ayr wrote a book! You can order it on Amazon!”

So I hid the name of his book a couple of times in this post and fought the urge to add an “e” to CE Ayr’s name.

And I’m not even going to tell you the rules for the Unicorn Challenge — that the post can’t be more than 250 words and we have to use the photo for inspiration — because next week it will all be over.

In the meantime, I’ll just cry myself to sleepe.

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The Train Game

The first time it happened they were playing The Train Game.

Alistair and his brother, Duncan, had made up that game. They would stand on the knoll to watch the train go by. As they caught glimpses of the people in the cars, one would shout, “Two boys and their dad!” Then the other one had to make up the story of what they were doing on the train. Going on vacation, going to visit their mother in prison, going to crazy Uncle Freddy’s house. The longer they played, the more absurd the stories became.

If the train was long enough and the stories short enough, they could each tell a few. They would laugh as they tried to outdo the other.

On this particular day, though, Duncan saw the little girl at the same time as Alistair. He shouted, “Girl with big eyes and frizzy hair!”

Alistair was silent.

“C’mon! It’s an easy one,” said Duncan.

Alistair looked pale and sweaty.

“Are you okay?” Duncan asked.

Alistair shook his head, slowly, confusedly.

“I saw her whole life in her eyes,” he finally said.

Duncan dropped it.

A few days later they were playing the cloud game, which involved finding pictures in the clouds.

“A dragon,” Duncan shouted and pointed.

“A horse running away,” said Alistair, pointing.

“Little girl with frizzy hair,” Duncan said.

Alistair gasped. His face went white.

“Her life is painful,” he said.

Later that week, Alistair saw the girl in real life.


This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge — a challenge with only two rules: 1) no more than 250 words, and 2) use the photo for a prompt.

Don’t ask me what the story means. I don’t know. I admit, though, that I saw it in the clouds.

fiction

A Dip in the Pool

“Are you sure that nobody is home?” Barbie asked.

Ronan nodded. “They are gone for the day. Those potted plants shield the pool from view anyway. We run to the pool wrapped in our towels. When we get there, we can throw them on a chair and dive in.”

His roguish smile gave her the courage she needed. “Let’s go,” she cried, and took off running.

Unfortunately, her towel fell off partway across the lawn, but she ran naked the rest of the way. Ronan picked up the towel and set it on a chair before he jumped in the water with her.

They splashed and swam in the nude. Barbie giggled the whole time. Ronan felt alternately giddy and guilty. He couldn’t believe she had agreed to it.

In the end, nurture won over nature. His strict upbringing led to the utmost respect for Barbie. Although myriad other scenarios ran through his mind, when they got out of the pool, he handed her her towel, wrapped his own around his lower half, and they ran back to the house to get dressed.

The next day, Ronan’s mother said to him, “I need to talk to you.”

Ronan paled and waited for her to continue.

“You know we’ve been setting up security cameras inside the house and around the property,” she said. “We have cameras facing the back lawn and the pool…” she said.

Ronan felt nauseous.

“… that don’t seem to be working. Could you try to figure out why?”


This is my contribution to the Unicorn Challenge. It’s an easy challenge: no more than 250 words and use the photo as a prompt.

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Secrets

“You know what’s wrong with America?” George frequently said. “Storage Units.”

His wife, Suzanne, listened, nodded and mentally added closets, attics, garages, and barns. Specifically, barns full of stuff, not hay and animals.

In attempting to clean out her parents’ home so it could be sold, her brother’s room was off-limits.

“Keep away from my stuff,” he growled, but he never came over to clean it out.

George whispered, “It’s the dead body.”

The dead body became a running private joke.

The dead body became the reason her brother, who hadn’t lived in that house for decades, kept the door to his bedroom locked.

On the news one day Suzanne heard about bodies discovered in a storage unit. It made her stomach twist inside. Someone complained about the smell. When the unit was opened, there they were, rotting. Maybe George was right.

Finally, the realtor was scheduled to come look at the house so it could go on the market. The room had to be opened.

Suzanne fiddled around with the ring of skeleton keys until she found one that worked.

The room was mostly empty. A dusty dresser. A dusty bare bed. A dusty desk

Dust was the predominant feature in the room.

She opened the closet, though, and gasped. It was packed full of red prom dresses.

Oh, the secrets her brother had kept. She wanted to tell him that it was okay.

At least there were no dead bodies.


This is my submission for the Unicorn Challenge. The rules are easy — no more than 250 words and use the photo as a prompt.