There once was a woman named Annie
Whose sense of smell was uncanny
One day she was frantic –
What she smelled was GIGANTIC
(__here’s where you write your line____)
Blather
For those just stopping in, allow me to explain. For 2023, I’ve tried to post 23 words – exactly 23 words – every day. However, Saturdays have become blather-days when I write an unlimited amount of words. It’s like being on a diet and giving yourself one free day each week.
Also on Saturdays, I try to use the Linda Hill’s Stream of Consciousness prompt, which this week is “‘antic.’ Use it as a word or find a word that contains it.“
AND, for April, I’m doing the A-to-Z Challenge. I plan to write the first four lines of a limerick every day and leave the last one for the readers to finish.
Lastly, I hope to post a collage that may or may not go with the limerick. You decide.
Whew! That feels like a lot to fit into one post! Blather, antic, limerick (today’s letter: A), and a collage.
I read a post yesterday from someone else participating in the A-to-Z Challenge. She had nearly finished all her posts for the month! So impressive. So not me. I’ve written seven limericks, but even the one for today I had to edit to fit in -antic words.
I’ve also done a few collages ahead of time. That Matisse quote from the other day is one I need to frame. I ordered this collage magazine called Kolaj and leafed through it. My collages in no way look like the collages in the magazine.
I feel like many of the collage artists are trying to make a statement. Their art is edgy. I often refer to mine as kitschy, but maybe whimsical is a better word.
Is kitsch art? I suppose. It’s just not considered good art — which in my head I translate into “real” art.
Other poets considered poetry by Robert W. Service (author of The Cremation of Sam McGee and a gazillion other entertaining story-poems) to be doggerel. (Doggerel definition from Merriam Webster: loosely styled and irregular in measure especially for burlesque or comic effect. also : marked by triviality or inferiority). Doggerel is the poetry equivalent of kitsch.
I happen to love story poems AND Robert W. Service poems. I’ve written poetry like that.
So my poetry is doggerel and my art is kitsch.
Meh. If I like it, does it really matter?
Now help me out — go finish my limerick for me!
There once was a woman named Annie
Whose sense of smell was uncanny
One day she was frantic β
What she smelled was GIGANTIC
That’s not healthy said our Annie!
Wow, so many words containing “antic”. When I saw Linda’s prompt yesterday, I looked up “antic-” on Dictionary.com to see if there’s anything other than “anticipation” I could come up with. I couldn’t write limericks if my life depended on it, so bravo to you! This is in fact the only reason I didn’t participate in my usual Wednesday feature, The Wednesday Hodgepodge, this week, since one of the questions had us write a limerick. I love reading them though, so will check back to see what my more poetically-talented readers come up with.
Really fun! Sure is a lot, but lots of fun to put together, too.
Here’s my try at a last line for your cute limerick (and picture collage)
… Coming from that skunk’s fuzzy fanny …
Haha β very good!
Thanks! Glad you liked it. π
There once was a woman named Annie
Whose sense of smell was uncanny
One day she was frantic β
What she smelled was GIGANTIC
another awful antic from granny
π
Sorry, Destiny! This got hidden in my spam folder for some reason and I just saw it!
I love your ending! It brought back many memories of times taking care of older people π
that’s oki π
Thanks, Sally. Glad you like it ππ€
…And the resemblance was uncanny.
Hahaha β very good!
she headed back home, poor ol’ granny.
Love this!
huge giant refuge
refuse deny
sigh alas decry
and never ask why
Good luck with finishing that limerick!
Ronel visiting for A:
My Languishing TBR: A
Accomplished Athena
lovely one …enjoyed reading it
I’m hopeless with this.
No! You can do it!
Step 1: Find a word that rhymes with “Annie” (for example, Danny or cranny or nanny)
Step 2: Write a few words that say something (ANYTHING) and end with your rhyming word
Step 3: Count your syllables — ideally 9-ish? — and edit to fit
Step 4: NO PERFECTIONISM!! If it sounds ridiculous, it’s still perfect.
Step 5: TRY IT! NOW!
Step 6: Pat yourself on the back when done.
Then cried, “Did that come from your fanny?”
HAHAHAHA — laughing out loud over that one!
It just flowed, lol
oh my — so bad hahaha
Your A to Z idea is very creative and quite fun. Some interesting answers so far. I’d have to think a while on this.
Thanks for being a part of the A to Z 2023 Challenge!
Arlee
Great idea to have readers contribute. I have often wondered how would it be if a story were to be created one line or one para at a time being contributed by different people. Anyway, here is my attempt at the line:
There once was a woman named Annie
Whose sense of smell was uncanny
One day she was frantic β
What she smelled was GIGANTIC
Could it be George, or was it Danny?
I love it!
We used to play a game like around the dinner table of writing one line at a time. We would fold the paper around so all a person could see was the previous line written. Pretty fun and funny