There once was a biker named Charlie
Who loved to ride on his Harley
As he zoomed down the road
He suddenly slowed
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Author: Sally
Finish My Limerick — B
There once was a boy named Bruce
Who had a serious craving for juice
Orange, apple or pear
He did not really care
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Palm Sunday
if the people are complacent,
the palms themselves
will cast their branches
across the road
to form a royal carpet
for the King
Finish My Limerick — A
There once was a woman named Annie
Whose sense of smell was uncanny
One day she was frantic –
What she smelled was GIGANTIC
(__here’s where you write your line____)
Blather
For those just stopping in, allow me to explain. For 2023, I’ve tried to post 23 words – exactly 23 words – every day. However, Saturdays have become blather-days when I write an unlimited amount of words. It’s like being on a diet and giving yourself one free day each week.
Also on Saturdays, I try to use the Linda Hill’s Stream of Consciousness prompt, which this week is “‘antic.’ Use it as a word or find a word that contains it.“
AND, for April, I’m doing the A-to-Z Challenge. I plan to write the first four lines of a limerick every day and leave the last one for the readers to finish.
Lastly, I hope to post a collage that may or may not go with the limerick. You decide.
Whew! That feels like a lot to fit into one post! Blather, antic, limerick (today’s letter: A), and a collage.
I read a post yesterday from someone else participating in the A-to-Z Challenge. She had nearly finished all her posts for the month! So impressive. So not me. I’ve written seven limericks, but even the one for today I had to edit to fit in -antic words.
I’ve also done a few collages ahead of time. That Matisse quote from the other day is one I need to frame. I ordered this collage magazine called Kolaj and leafed through it. My collages in no way look like the collages in the magazine.
I feel like many of the collage artists are trying to make a statement. Their art is edgy. I often refer to mine as kitschy, but maybe whimsical is a better word.
Is kitsch art? I suppose. It’s just not considered good art — which in my head I translate into “real” art.
Other poets considered poetry by Robert W. Service (author of The Cremation of Sam McGee and a gazillion other entertaining story-poems) to be doggerel. (Doggerel definition from Merriam Webster: loosely styled and irregular in measure especially for burlesque or comic effect. also : marked by triviality or inferiority). Doggerel is the poetry equivalent of kitsch.
I happen to love story poems AND Robert W. Service poems. I’ve written poetry like that.
So my poetry is doggerel and my art is kitsch.
Meh. If I like it, does it really matter?
Now help me out — go finish my limerick for me!
Chomping at the Bit (Finish My Limerick)
I’m ready to start A-to-Z
And I really want you to join me!
I have limericks for you
To add a line to –
Collaging
The fun of making a collage is that the picture tells me its story.
I’m waiting for her to tell what she’s thinking.
Matisse quote
It has bothered me all my life that I do not paint like everybody else.
Henri Matisse
Same, Henri.

You give me hope.
Weed Appreciation Day (March 28)
I painted this to put on our barn, but it was hard to read from the road.
So I painted “HOPE” over it.
An unStable
Nothing is glued down. I keep rearranging collage pieces to go with the prompt: Stable.
I’d say that this is an unstable stable.
M R Ducks
R. M. Ducks?
Yes M. R. Ducks.
(whole poem: here)
The murmur of their disgruntled grumbling precedes their flight.
quackwackrackrackrackarackrackwackarackwackwackrack
M. R. Ducksandgeese









