There once was a banker named Frank
Who hated to hear coins clank
When they fell to the floor
He shouted, “NO MORE!”
Finish My Limerick — F
Salty like hot dogs (and tears). Sweet like marmalade (and life).
Salty like hot dogs (and tears). Sweet like marmalade (and life).
There once was a banker named Frank
Who hated to hear coins clank
When they fell to the floor
He shouted, “NO MORE!”
Hot Dogs and Marmalade 
And walked off the job at the bank
The more clanks, the more Frank’s patience shrank!
And up and quit his job at the bank.
That’s how he got the nickname of Crank!
and that’s what drove him to drank.
Hahaha — very good!
Sometimes the key to a good limerick ending is bending and twisting to make it rhyme.
I agree
“PAPER ONLY FROM NOW ON, THANKS!”
And was swiftly demoted in rank.
And was offered some earplugs by Hank.
Love all these!
and wished to high heaven he drank.
It might have driven him to drink
Hearing those coins clink clink clink
His good mood officially sank.
he spent time to save the dime
his money
is digitised
oh no
it is often so
fast phat
and that is why his world to this day
remains so flat!
Love this
Good suggestions.
He started firing cheques that were blank!
And ran away, never to come back!
Stopping by from A-Z,
Dream
alas, life is a prank!
“The next to drop coins gets a spank!”
Alphabet of Alphabets: Fenning’s Fairy
This is perfect!