Blessed are the kitschy
whose art is low-brow
whose writing is cheesy
who can stare at a lava lamp for hours
and whose kitchen clock is a cat with a wagging tail
and eyes that flit back-and-forth, back-and-forth
Blessed are the kitschy
for they are the salt of the earth —
life would be bland
The field where the cows have grazed the past few summers is planted in corn this year.
Nobody plowed the field or did anything to prepare it. In the spring and early summer, I kept watching for the cows, hoping they would bring them, not knowing the field had been sown with corn until it started to grow.
I said something to a friend whose husband had been a dairy farmer. “I didn’t know they could do that. I thought they had to get the field ready before they planted on it.”
She shook her head and frowned. “It drives my husband crazy to see those fields.”
There must be something fundamentally wrong with doing things that way, but I don’t know what that something is.
All summer, though, I’ve watched the corn grow and grow and grow. It seems to be doing okay.
When I started thinking about a “K” post, the first thing that came to mind was Kindness in a reap-what-you-sow beatitude.
Blessed are the kind, for those who sow kindness shall reap kindness.
The song from The Fantasticks — “Plant a Radish” — started running through my head.
Plant a radish, get a radish
Never any doubt
That’s why I like vegetables
You know what you’re about
Except, as usual, I started playing with the words —
Plant a kindness, get a kindness
Maybe you’ll get two
That’s why being neighborly
Is always good for you
I reread my words and thought, So cheesy. Ix-nay that.
Yes, I have my moments of thinking in pig-latin.
One of those most freeing things I heard at a Hutchmoot was when author N. D. Wilson said, “It’s okay to be cheesy if you’re on your way to being good.”
I don’t know if I’m on my way to being good, but I yam what I yam.
And if someone doesn’t like the way I write, they certainly don’t have to read it.
But, then, if you happen to have a Billy Bass hanging on your wall singing “Take Me to the River” or a garden gnome in front of your house. Or if you like reading Amish-vampire-romance novels, I’m not going to judge you.
And you may like when someone bursts out into a song from an old musical.
Kitschy and kindness may even go together.
Like corn seed on an unprepared field.
You never know.