There once was a man – Tristan Trogg
Who went for a walk with his dog
But pigeons flew down
And startled the hound

Salty like hot dogs (and tears). Sweet like marmalade (and life).
There once was a man – Tristan Trogg
Who went for a walk with his dog
But pigeons flew down
And startled the hound

There once was a woman named Sally
Who dreamed of going to Denali
Or to the moon
In a hot air balloon
To be honest, I don’t dream of going to Denali. Two of my children have been there and I guess it’s pretty amazing, but, for whatever reason, it doesn’t make my top ten
Top ten places I want to visit — off the top of my head, of course, because today is Saturday and I try to do Stream of Consciousness blather writing. Today’s prompt: scene. Each of these places is scenic. Does that count?
What a wacky list, right? Some are sites, some are cities, and some are countries. Some I’ve been to, some I never have, some I never will.
How about you? What’s on your list of places to see?
A fairy tale wolf named Reese
Was quite hungry and wanted to feast –
But which has more fat?
A child or a cat?
There once was a woman named Quincy
Whose gait I’d describe as mince-y
Pet pig by her side
And heart filled with pride
There once was a friendly porcupine
Who walked around thinking, Life is fine!
’til one dark summer night
He had such a fright
There once was a piper named Owen
Who on his bagpipes kept blowin’
…mmmmm… SCREECH skirling wail —
Stirs the heart of the Gael!
There once was a young dad named Noah
Who as he was getting ready to go-ah
Suddenly knew
He had something to do
There once was a man named Moveable
(I’ve seen his grave — so that’s proveable)
He never settled down
’til he was six feet underground
Ah, Saturday — aka Blatherday — time for my weekly monologue of nothing but blather.
To the best of my knowledge, Moveable Jones does NOT exist.
I recently got back the results of my ancestry DNA and found that I have a distant relative named Experience. That just got me thinking about unusual names.
Can you imagine holding a wee newborn baby in your arms and naming him or her Experience? (For the record, it was a her.) Was the thought going through the new parents’ minds, Whoa! That was an experience! ? Or, was it more of a prayer/blessing — Please, Lord, let this new little person experience life in all the very best ways?
I have a friend who, on giving birth to baby number six or seven, said the midwife announced the sex of the baby and asked if they had a name picked out. She looked at her husband and asked, “Do we?” He replied, “Dewey. Hmm — hadn’t thought about that name.”
This was the same dad who also wanted to give one of his children the middle name “Longtoes” because the child was born with — you can probably guess — long toes. The mom nixed that one, although I think it could have been a great conversation starter.
I read about Experience in my family tree and had a thousand questions. What was she called for short? Experience is quite a mouthful when calling someone in for dinner, or scolding someone when they didn’t do their chores. Also, that’s a long name for a tombstone. Did she like the name? Did she consider naming a child the same thing? Or had she learned from — oh, never mind.
But, Moveable. The stories I could make up. A mom giving birth while part of a wagon train in the mid-1800’s, looking at the newborn and saying, “I’m sure glad you’re moveable.” And it took.
Or, a family living through one of those droughts that wreaked havoc on settlers. The child was born. The mom or dad looked out the window at tumbleweed blowing past, and said to the baby, “May you grow up to live anywhere but this God-forsaken place,” and assigned him the moniker.
Or how about a flood situation — where the family has to get out quickly before, during, or after the birth.
All the stories I can think of involve a family in a tough situation, right?
Some wealthy estate owner would never name a child Moveable. They would give him four or five names to signify the depth of the family roots. John James Michael Henry the third or fourth or fifth. Longtoes would never be suggested.
My children follow the traditional pattern: first name, middle name, last name. The names are mostly run-of-the-mill. No strange spellings or made-up names. No adjective names. Just names that I loved for one reason or another.
One daughter complains about her “old” name. “Everybody has a grandmother or great-aunt with my name,” she has told me. For the record, I had a grandmother with that name.
Two sons go by middle names instead of their first names — and that’s on me. We gave them their names, but chose to call them by their middle name. Don’t ask me why. I think I know, but whatever.
Do you have any good name stories?
There once was a girl named Lindo
Who loved to look out her window
But when skunks she espied
Her eyes opened wide
There once was a kitten named Kat
(How very unoriginal is that?)
But she barked like a dog
And hopped like a frog