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European Vacation

“Just look!” she said. “Isn’t this amazing?”

He was studying his phone. “I can’t get a signal, Mom. This is stupid.”

She hadn’t told him that she put a temporary hold on his phone plan while they travelled. God only knew how much he would run up in charges.

“C’mon, look,” she said again. “It’s so beautiful. You’ll never see anything like this in Binghamton.”

Binghamton, New York. A city well past its glory days. Gone was the IBM plant. Gone were the shoe factories. Gone were all the manufacturing jobs that had drawn people there a century before.

Gone, too, were many of the historic old buildings. The upkeep and repair was too much. Gone.

Now they were on a European tour. She hoped it would open his eyes.

“Put your phone away,” she said. “Look.”

He slid his phone into his back pocket and looked. “The streets are too narrow, Mom. I don’t like it.”

“But it’s so –” she started to say.

“It’s claustrophobic, Mom,” he interrupted. “And I haven’t seen a single pickup truck. Just those stupid clown cars that are too tiny. I’m amazed people can fold themselves small enough to fit inside.”

She sighed. Pickup trucks and beer, she thought and shook her head.

He sighed too, and thought, Pickup trucks, beer, and weed. What I wouldn’t give for a little right now.

“Let’s walk down this street,” she said.

He pulled out his phone and looked at it. “I still don’t have a signal.”


This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge. It’s a simple challenge — no more than 250 words and use the photo for a prompt.

Thankfully, this was NOT my experience when I traveled (pre-COVID) with my children. I do think that travel is the best way to open people’s eyes.

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A Day By the Sea

The sound of water soothed her, washing ashore and pulling back, over and over and over.

The smell of the brine pricked at her nose. Sometimes she even sneezed after taking a deep breath of it. He would laugh and tease her about being allergic to the sea.

The breeze – sometimes gentle, sometimes rough – always surprised her. On gentle days, it played with her hair, pulling it across her face. On rough days, it tugged at her jacket as if she shouldn’t be wearing it at all. It blew her hat from her head as if to confirm that opinion. He would retrieve it for her, always.

“I told you not to wear it,” he would remind her. “You need to get one of those hats that ties under your chin.”

Those hats look so silly, she thought.

The sun at the beach was hit or miss. More miss than hit it seemed. Occaionally, it blazed down, threatening to burn her fair skin. Usually it jostled with the clouds, trying to elbow its way through. He used to make up arguments that took place on high.

Cloud: Hey, I saw you sneak a few rays out! That’s not fair!

Sun: Well, it’s my turn! Move aside!

He would give Sun and Cloud funny voices that made her laugh.

She missed him so much.

She could feel the sun setting. It was time to go.

She sighed and took her white cane to make her way off the beach.


This is my submission for the Unicorn Challenge. It’s a simple challenge: no more than 250 words and use the picture for a prompt.

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The New Swans of Ballycastle — Chapter 2

Chapter One — if you haven’t read it.

CHAPTER TWO

Corrie was worried. Deirdre’s behavior was causing the worry.

She had been watching Deirdre withdraw, become more sullen, snap at her family over little things.

Could it be the natural changes that occur in a pre-teen girl? Corrie wondered. But, no, this seemed different.

Once, when she went to check on Deirdre in her room, she found the girl studying something in her hand, stroking it with the index finger of her other hand. Corrie spoke and the girl jumped. She hid whatever-it-was behind her back and snarled at Corrie to go away.

Corrie went back down to the kitchen. As she kneaded that day’s bread, she thought and thought. Push-pull-fold-turn, push-pull-fold-turn. The process of kneading dough was cathartic. It helped her concentrate. It released all the emotions she had been holding. Push-pull-fold-turn, push-pull-fold-turn. Something was very wrong with Deirdre, she knew. Push-pull-fold-turn, push-pull-fold-turn. Should she talk to the girl, or should she talk with Brian first?

A few days later, when the children were outside, Corrie went into Deirdre’s room. She opened the drawer in her bedside stand and saw the Golden Swan coin there.

Her heart stopped. Quickly, she slid the drawer closed and backed away. She swore that she had seen Deidre throw that coin into the sea, but there it was.

Corrie went out to find the children. The three of them were in the backyard. Michael and Kevin were playing a one-on-one game of tag. Deirdre was sitting alone on a bench, staring at the sky.

“Can I sit with you?” she asked the girl.

Deirdre shrugged. “I don’t care,” she muttered.

Corrie hestitantly began the conversation. “I’m concerned about you, Deirdre. You seem unhappy about something.”

“I’m fine,” Deirdre replied, emphasizing the word “fine” like it was the most distasteful word in the language.

Corrie reached over to put her arm around the girl, but Deirdre jerked away.

“Don’t. Touch. Me,” Deirdre said. “You wicked stepmothers are all alike.”

Corrie tried to protest, but Deirdre kept going. “You’re mean. You’re ugly. I wish you had never come here.”

Kevin and Michael stopped running. They looked puzzled and alarmed. They looked from Deirdre’s face to Corrie’s and back to Deirdre’s.

“C’mon, boys,” Deirdre said. “We’re going to the beach.” She grabbed Michael’s hand and jerked him along. “Without her.”

Kevin walked beside Deirdre, head down. Michael had no choice except to go with his sister, but he kept looking back over his shoulder at Corrie.

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What IS it?

“Hahaha – TAG! You’re it!” Johnny turned and ran.

Charlie wheeled to chase his friend but almost fell over the metal piece lying on the plaza.

“Whoa!!” he cried. “Johnny look at this!”

He picked up the long cylindrical piece he had stumbled over. It was heavy, rounded and finished at one end, rough at the other. The rough end had clearly fit into something.

“What is it?” asked Johnny. “It looks like an antique joystick.”

“You are absolutely daft,” Charlie said. “First, it’s too big. Second, it’s too heavy. Third, it’s metal and everyone knows that joysticks are made of plastic and have buttons on them.”

“I said it was an antique,” Johnny replied defensively.

“I think it’s a belaying pin,” Charlie said. “I saw them when my dad took us to a ship museum.”

Johnny looked puzzled. “I’ve never heard of a belaying pin.”

“When pirates were trying to climb on board a ship, these things were in the railing and the sailors could pull them out to whack the pirates on the head,” Charlie said, attempting to demonstrate. The proportions were wrong and the piece too heavy. “Maybe not,” he said.

Charlie rarely admitted that he might be wrong. Johnny beamed.

They both threw out ideas for what it might be.

“Part of a fancy fence?”

“Something that fell off an old piece of furniture?”

Just then, a man approached them. “You found it!” he said.

He took the piece from the boys and walked quickly away.


This is my submission for the Unicorn Challenge. It’s a simple challenge: No more than 250 words and use the photo as a prompt.

I have no idea what that picture shows. Can someone tell me what that is?

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The New Swans of Ballycastle

In the Irish seaside town of Ballycastle, the people still tell the story of the three wandering swans…

Thus begins the original Swans of Ballycastle, and thus begins my tale.

The children and a single father are introduced: “Deirdre, the oldest was ten, Kevin was eight, and Michael was only five. Their father’s name was Brian and he kept a small shop in the center of Ballycastle. The three children and their father lived on the second floor over the shop. Their mother had died when Michael was very young. Brian, the father, raised the children as best he could.

The children were incredibly happy. They played make-believe games in the shop or wandered to the beach and built sandcastles. They were happy. They were content. Life was good.

One day, their father journeyed to Belfast to buy goods for the store. “In his absence, Widow MacConnell ran the shop and looked after the children. Not that she had much to do on that score, for Deirdre, as usual, took care of her younger brothers. She cooked, served the meals, swept and dusted and saw that her brothers went to bed on time.

Brian was gone a long time.

One morning the children rose and went downstairs. In the kitchen they found their father. With him was a strange woman.

[Here the Sally-version takes over]

She was short and round. Her hair was white and curly, like the caps on the waves. She wasn’t old, but she wasn’t exactly young either. Her dress was ocean blue, billowy and soft. Her smile, when she saw the children, grew and grew. It was warm and welcoming.

Deirdre wanted to run to her immediately for a hug, but something stopped her. She didn’t know this woman and she was her brothers’ protector. Instead she looked to her father.

He took another sip of his coffee, stood, and said, “Deirdre, Kevin, Michael — This is your new mother.”

He opened wide his arms and the children ran to him. While they were gathered in their family hug, he reached his arm out to the new woman and pulled her into the embrace. Deirdre thought she smelled like the sea breeze and welcomed her closeness.

Her name was Cordelia, but she insisted that the children call her Corrie. “I would never dare to presume that I could replace your mother,” she said, “but I promise to love you as best I can.”

Corrie’s favorite thing to do was walk on the beach. Every morning, she led the little entourage to sandy shore. Michael held her hand now, instead of Deirdre’s when they walked.

Kevin and Deirdre found that Corrie had a wealth of wisdom about the sea and the shells and the birds and the fish. They would run ahead when the beach was in view and begin their hunts.

“What’s this?” they would ask, bringing her a shell. She always knew the name and a story about the creature that lived inside.

One day Deirdre found a golden coin stamped with the picture of a swan. “Look, Corrie,” she said, extending her open hand to her with the coin on it.

A shadow crossed Corrie’s face. “Throw that away,” she said sharply, “as far as you can into the sea.”

Deirdre pretended to throw it, but she folded her thumb over the coin while she made the throwing motion, then stealthily slipped it into her pocket.


Okay — this new story is going to take more than one day’s work. Tune in next Tuesday, for part Two.

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Get Me to the Church On Time

“I got to be there in the morning,” he sang, “spruced up and lookin’ in me prime.”

He had slept through his alarm and his head was pounding. Splashing water on his face helped a little. Singing helped more. He couldn’t believe that he still remembered the words he had sung fifty years ago on a high school stage.

He put on the starched shirt and the dark pants with their crisp ironed crease up each leg.

As he stood in front of the mirror, humming, he tied his tie. The knot was perfect.

“Pull out the stopper. Let’s have a whopper,” he sang, and eyed the bottle on the sideboard. One glass wouldn’t hurt. It might even help.

He sipped and sang and combed his hair. “Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime!”

He laughed to himself. The drink had helped. He did a little dance-shuffle out the door, singing, “Kick up a rumpus, but don’t lose the compass, and get me to the church, get me to the church, be sure and get me to the church on time!”

When he pulled up in front of the church, he knew he was late. They were just exiting, the pall-bearers carrying the casket down the stairs.

“You god-damned drunk,” his sister hissed. “Couldn’t even be here on time for her funeral.”


This is my submission for the Unicorn Challenge. The challenge has only two rules: 1) no more than 250 words, and 2) base it on the photo prompt.

I looked at that photo and thought, that’s probably some well-known landmark in Scotland or Europe (certainly NOT the US) that I don’t recognize. I am so untraveled.

However, I have spent the better part of my week preparing for a funeral at the church where I work (my 2nd job). Plus I love musicals.

This is from “My Fair Lady” — and he’s getting ready for a wedding, not a funeral.

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The Big House

He’s not sure when it began. From the time he was little Opa would show him around The Big House where he worked. It was such a fun place to explore with its secret chambers and hidden passages, big doors, tiny doors, alcoves and cavernous rooms.

One day his favorite stuffed animal disappeared. Opa led him up the sloping lawn to The Big House and pointed to a 3rd floor window. Tiger was looking out the window.

Opa said, “Your job is to rescue Tiger without anyone seeing you.”

He crept down passages and hide behind statues or large plants. He darted up the stairs. On the third floor, he counted doors like he had counted windows from the lawn. Once inside, he ran forward and grabbed Tiger. He repeated the stealth to exit.

Opa was so proud!

Tiger Rescue became their favorite game. Sometimes Tiger was in a bedroom, sometimes in a study. Once he was in the dining room and the servants were setting the table for dinner.

But he was good at it and rarely seen. When he was, the person usually smiled, patted him on the head, and didn’t question.

One day, he and Opa walked on the lawn but he didn’t see Tiger in any window.

“Today Tiger isn’t hiding. I want to play a trick on The Lady. In her room, on the dresser, is a necklace that’s very sparkly and has a big jewel. That’s the room,” he said, pointing to a window.


This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge. If you want to participate, write a story inspired by the photo, 250 words max. Then, link it to the post like I did.

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Nick Nack Paddy Whack

“That damn dog is out there AGAIN,” her boss cursed. He gave it a swift kick in the ribs, yelling all the while. “GET OUTTA HERE, YA NUISANCE!”

The dog yipped in pain and skulked away.

She grabbed some scraps she had pushed to the side of the cutting board. “Gotta go to the loo,” she called, as she hurried toward the market’s public restrooms.

She found the dog, shivering, cowering around the corner. She knelt to give it the scraps she had trimmed. Clucking like a mother hen, she stroked his head with one hand as she let him lick her palm clean before she headed back to the butcher’s stall.

Every day was the same. The dog arrived for the scraps that were headed for the garbage anyway. The butcher cursed and kicked the poor animal. She would, at some point, smuggle some food out to the dog.

The next day the cycle would repeat.

One day, the butcher showed her the gun. “Bought this to deal with that damn nuisance dog,” he said.

“You can’t shoot the dog,” she said, her heart quickening with fear.

“You gonna stop me?” he challenged, facing her and puffing out his chest.

“N-n-n-o,” she stammered. “It’s just that we’re in the middle of town. You can’t shoot here.”

The dog came that day and he gave it a particularly vicious kick.

In the afternoon, when he went to play boules with his friends, she took the gun out of the drawer.


This is my response to the Unicorn Challenge which is to write no more than 250 words and base it on the photo.

This is also for Dawn who wanted more of the story regarding At the Therapist. I’m not sure if kicking a dog warrants a shooting. I need my shooter to go into some sort of fugue state for this to work.

I may have to give this another go.

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At the Therapist

“Close your eyes,” he said. “Tell me what you see.”

She lay on the couch in the office and forced her eyes to close.

“You’re holding your breath,” he said. “It’s important that you relax. Go ahead and exhale through your mouth, then take a slow breath in through your nose.”

She obeyed as best she could. “I don’t want to be here,” she said.

“Where?” he asked. “In my office? Or where your mind is taking you.”

“I’m at the park by the fountain,” she replied.

“What kind of day is it?” he asked.

“It’s a perfect day,” she said, with a hint of a smile. “The sun is out, but it’s not too hot. There are people out, but not too many.”

“How could there be too many people?” he asked.

“Sometimes the tourists take over. These are all locals. I know them.”

“Can you tell me who’s there?”

She paused, as if scanning the scene. “John is at the fountain. Old Mitchell is on the bench with Eliza.”

“Are you forgetting the bocce players?” he prodded.

“I don’t want to look at them,” she said.

Silence settled over the room.

Finally, he said, “Keep breathing. You’re safe here.”

Obediently, she exhaled again. Her eyes were closed and she seemed relaxed, but then he watched both hands form fists. She brought them together over her abdomen.

“What’s happening now?” he asked.

Her whole body tensed.

“BAM!,” she shouted.

Her eyes flew open.

I shot him,” she said.


This is my contribution to The Unicorn Challenge. It’s an easy challenge (hahaha) — write no more than 250 words and base them on the photo.

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The Ice Cream Shop

“Those are weird flavors,” Charlie said.

His mom looked down at him. “What are you talking about?” she asked.

“The ice cream flavors,” he repeated. “I suppose doughnut ice cream could be good, but it depends on the doughnut, right?”

His mother looked in the direction of Charlie’s stare. The new ice cream store hadn’t listed their flavors by the window but rather their offerings. She started explain that to Charlie but he was still talking.

“– and sandwich ice cream? What kind of sandwich?”

He paused and his mother almost jumped in again, but he got excited and exclaimed, “OH! I get it! It’s not sandwich flavored ice cream! That would be silly!”

His mother smiled and nodded encouragingly.

“It’s ice cream sandwiches! Right, Mom?”

“Yes, but, no –” she started.

“Baking ice cream??” Charlie read incredulously. “You can’t bake ice cream. Even I know that.”

His mother thought about mentioning Baked Alaska, but Charlie plowed on.

“Ice cream flavored ice cream?!” he said. “That’s not a real flavor, is it?”

His eyes moved down to the last placard by the ice cream window. “Gifts and more,” he read. He shook his head, puzzled.

A young woman leaned out the open service window. “Would you like to try this?” she asked, holding out a dish of ice cream. “I took our ice cream flavored ice cream and added some doughnuts for extra flavor, then I put it in a sandwich and baked it a little. It’s my gift to you.”


This is my submission to the Unicorn Challenge. (250 words based on the photo) I know, I know — it’s not really an ice cream shop, and it’s not an ice cream window. I just kept staring at the wee Highland cow and was stumped.