There once was a woman named Zephide
Who was trying hard to decide
Which one’s best of all –
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall?

There once was a princess, Xaviera,
Who Super Glued her tiara
Onto her head
So the queen* said,

*you may substitute any royalty

There once was a friar named Willem
Who sat on some wild zanthoxylum*
“You @#!$%#!,” he thundered
So the other monks wondered

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There once was a girl named Vicky
Whose bread dough tasted quite icky
She rolled it and baked it.
“Delicious!” she faked it –

There was a wee lad named Ulysses
Who pursued lots of girls for some kissies
Georgie-Peorgie was mild
When compared with this child

There once was a man – Tristan Trogg
Who went for a walk with his dog
But pigeons flew down
And startled the hound

A fairy tale wolf named Reese
Was quite hungry and wanted to feast –
But which has more fat?
A child or a cat?